Doors are for people with no imagination

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

gif version because tumblr lllooooves gifs and hates videos and also it looks cool like this!! i love hetalia 💖💕❤️💗💞💘💖💓💕

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

Sorry for any grammatical error, English is not my first language.

CARS (2006)

A great fic that captures Tim’s truly specific insanity (complete disregard for his emotions, physical health + the state of his life while also being incredibly low affect and casual 24/7) and Jason’s utter disbelief

Dick: Hey what the fuck

i will post fred status updates as he grows

look at him go!

he's figuring out how to tree!

35 reblogs, he's growing so good :D

reminder to spread out your branches (ie. dont spam reblogs on one post), he's starting to get a little crowded near the trunk :(

I would like to see the Fred again please

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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

https://ko-fi.com/paulaperoff My Ko-fi is open if you want to support me so I can make more animations like this.

unoriginal joke