He's a demon, he's a devil, he's a doll

Dealing with Caesar in New Vegas is the epitome of “your mom suck me good and hard through my jorts”

Caesar sounds smart and like sure he’s well-read comparatively but he’s dumb wrong and confident. You can argue against him but you’ll never convince him, it’s solely for your benefit. You can, however, ask him if you can pretty please commit brain surgery on him and then whoopsie into his parietal lobe

new vegas heritage post

if fallout 4 was well designed and piper was well written she'd so obviously have a journalism quest/series of quests that lead you all around the commonwealth, taking photos and doing interviews and investigations a la fnv's Classic Inspiration or fo3's survival guide. this would encourage exploration and engagement with a variety of locations and characters and could guide you towards story beats you might not naturally stumble upon otherwise. it could also allow for some roleplaying potential - you could do the bare bones necessary or exhaust every lead, decide whether or not to publish something based on the consequences it'd have for those involved, pursue fluffier "look at these dogs!" type pieces or hard-hitting scandals. it'd be even better if piper could reject some of your work for not hitting certain standards. god. fuck. bethesda give me the damn ip.

Well fuck. Now I'm mad that doesn't exist.