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IT GOT FUCKING FLAGGED IâM SCREAMING
Theyâre fearing our resistance

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Once upon a time, there was a city ruled by three sister princesses. They were much-loved in their kingdom- the eldest with eyes of brightest blue, the middle with lips of sweetest pink, and the youngest with hair of deepest red. They were incredibly close, acting as each otherâs friends and confidantes. They were just, and kind, able to balance the people and keep the peace in their land.
For a time, all was well.
And then it wasnât.
Mother?
Shh.
A neighboring kingdom, jealous of this cityâs prosperity and peace, sought to disrupt it. They dragged to its gates hideous war machines, made of magic and steel and human skin. The king, a man of great magical learning and power, demanded the princesses surrender their city to him, and if they did not, he said, he would raze it to the ground.
Mother, Iâve never heard of this story.
Then listen when I tell it to you.
The youngest daughter, when she heard, did up her deep red hair, put on a delicate crown, and clothed herself in a beautiful dress. âI will offer him an alliance,â she told her sisters. âI will give him my hand in marriage for our kingdomâs safety.â
The other sisters wept, understanding the sacrifice that their youngest was making, and held her close until dawn. They saw her off at the castle gates, and watched until she disappeared into the still city.
When the youngest daughter reached the enemyâs camp, she stood tall, and did not show her fear. She spoke kindly to the weary soldiers, curtsied before the cruel sorcerer-king as custom demanded. She was brave, oh, my darling, she was so brave.
And the king spat at her fine words, and spoke the words that drew all the light from out of her, until she went mad with despair. As the sun set on the day, and on the youngest sister, who lay despondent in the middle of the camp, a soldier came upon her, and killed her in a fit of mercy.
But you said that she was brave.
Yes. She was.
When the other sisters heard, the middle sister donned silver armor, borrowed from the guards in the castle, and took up a crossbow. âI go to kill the king,â she said. âI go to avenge our youngest.â
And the eldest held her close, and wept, until she let her go and watched her disappear from sight into the streets.
When the middle sister arrived at the camp, she moved quietly, looking through the tents with eyes and a heart made cold with fury and grief. She reached the kingâs tent- asleep, inside was the enemy, and she raised her crossbow to finish the job. And she would have, darling, she would have, had she not seen, hanging from the post of the kings fine bed, her sisterâs delicate crown.
The king awoke when she sobbed at the sight of it, and spoke words that caused her to wither and decay where she stood, crumbling to rotted remains inside a suit of armor.
Mother, I donât like this story.
You must hear it.
The eldest sister heard the news and she did not weep. She drew her courage about her, and set off into the forest to find her and her sisterâs mother, who was a powerful witch.
Her mother answered the door and bade her come inside, offering her condolences about her sisterâs fates. Once the door had closed, her mother hesitated, then spoke.
âI left you in that castle long ago, and I will give you your answers, and then I will give you your vengeance against the king.â
And so the daughter listened.
Mother, I donât want to hear this.
Listen, daughter.
Long ago, there had been a queen with great magickal abilities, but she was never able to find a love, so she used those powers to create three daughters.
One, she formed from a bottle of light captured at the sunâs violent surrender to night. It woke last, a child with beautiful red hair, and so it was the youngest.
One, she shaped from a gentle pink anemone, the last in her castleâs courtyard to survive winterâs onslaught. It woke second, a child with curved pink lips, and so it was the middle.
One, she carved from a piece of sapphire the size of her fist, and as she did, she cut her finger with the blade, so it was made with blood, as well. It woke immediately, with bright blue eyes, so it was the eldest.
The sun took her first child home, she told the sapphire-girl. Her body turned to light, and then to nothing, what it always was. The body of her second daughter rotted in the encampment like a flower decayed beyond its lifespan. âAll the king can do is turn you back to what you were before,â she told her daughter. âHe will turn you back to stone if you are unprotected.â
She gave her daughter a vial full of black liquid. âThis will turn your heart forever to sapphire. The king will be unable to change you- but you will never feel again. No blade shall pierce your skin, but no joy or grief will stir within you. You will never be warm, or cold. I offer you not immortality, but a half-life of invincibility.â
The daughter regarded the vial, and uncorked it. She brought it to her lips, but before she drank, she asked her mother, âWhy did you leave us?â
And then she swallowed, so she would not care about the response, and she left her mother in her home before she found the answer.
But why did their mother leave them?
Because she knew, daughter, even then, that her eldest child was capable of committing this act, and she was afraid.
The eldest daughter marched to the encampment, and to the kings tent. She was attacked, but nothing drew blood, and so she went forward. The king, upon seeing her, spoke the words that would have crumbled her to so many sapphire shards, but nothing happened.
She pulled out the kingâs heart through his armor, and she felt no relief at having killed him.
She felt nothing.
The end.
Mother?
Mother, that canât be how the story ends.
Mother, that is not how the story ends.
Do you want another ending?
Yes.
Very well, then.
The people saw what their queen had done, and began to fear her. The queen, unable to feel love or even affection, went back to her mother to find a way to make a child that her people would adore, because, without emotion, she saw that that was what they needed.
The child was made of ice over a pond, and her hair was the orange-white color of the fish, still alive in the cold.
And the queen raised her daughter to love the kingdom, to rule well, and to one day overthrow her mother.
Is that better?
No, mother, itâs- itâs not.
I am sorry.
Why did you tell it to me?
Because you deserved to know, daughter.
You deserved to know what I did.
@ninja-kitty-more-like-no YOUR CARDS ARE:
THE WINTER LADY - A HEART BREAKER A CONNIVER ONE WHO PLAYS DUMB BUT PULLS THE STRINGS
THE BURNING GARDEN - MANIC GLEE ALL WILL BURN AND BE REBORN FROM THE ASH
THE DROWNED KING - A KING TAKEN BY THE VERY FORCE HE SOUGHT TO CONQUER
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TODAY I LEARNED CARNIVOROUS SUCCULENTS EXIST
Theyâre known as Butterworts or Pinguicula and they are officially THE COOLEST PLANTS EVER
See those leaves? Theyâre coated with DIGESTIVE ENZYMES TO TRAP AND KILL INSECTS
And they look FREAKING AMAZING
This has been your Cool Thing of the Day youâre welcome
yknow if romeo had just Cried on juliets corpse for a couple hours instead of drinking poison Right Then they would have been Fine
The moral of the story is: always take time to cry for a few hours before making important decisions.
So Iâm more or less being facetious here, but this is actually a thing.
Hamlet is genre savvy. Hamlet knows how Tragedies work, and heâs not going to rush in and get stabby without making absolutely certain heâs got all the facts.
Except once he thinks he has all the facts â once heâs certain that it really is the ghost of his father and Claudius really did kill him, he rushes in and stabs the wrong guy, which starts a domino line of deaths and gets Laertes embroiled in his own revenge tragedy and ultimately results in the deaths of nearly every character other than Horatio.
Thatâs the irony and the tragedy of the story. Hamlet knows his tropes and actively tries to avoid them, and the tropes get him anyway. Itâs inevitable, the tropes are hungry.
I want a sticker that says the tropes are hungry so I can put it on my laptop
i met a scholar once who said that tragedies arenât about a silly âflawâ or anything, itâs about having a hero whoâs just in the wrong goddamn story
if hamlet swapped places with othello he wouldnât be duped by any of iagoâs shit, heâd sit down & have a good think & actually examine the facts before taking action. meanwhile in denmark, othello would have killed claudius before act 2 could even start. but instead nope, theyâre both in situations where their greatest strengths are totally useless and now weâve got all these bodies to bury.
The tropes are hungry and the hero is in the wrong goddamn story.
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Merry Christmas
But if you donât celebrate Christmas, then
Happy Hanukkuh
But if you donât celebrate either of those, then
Happy Kwanzaa
And if you celebrate a mixture of those, then
Happy Holidays
And if you donât celebrate any holidays this time of year, then
Have a really fucking nice day
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Ashe and B.O.B. cosplay by jemery0328 and their father.
âD.A.D., do something?!?â
when youâre an angel chilling in heaven and suddenly you hear pistol sounds and smooth jazz in the distance
when youâre a goblin that comes out of its stinking hole
when you a demon invading the world with your giant tree, chilling and eating people and then you hear WOOHOO YEAHHHHHHH and motorcycle noises in the distance
When youâre a skeleton invading a human village under Draculaâs orders and you hear fast-paced organ music and whipcracks in the distance
When youâre someone thatâs just minding his own business and you hear a dragon roaring in the distance and see some crazy ass looking dude with a sword and tongue tattoo murdering the shit out of everything that so much as looks at him funny.
When youâre a raider chilling in a abandoned building hanging up corpses and you hear 50s music and gun shots in the distance.
When youâre an Elite Spec Ops Commando murdering unarmed scientists and you see a dude with a goatee in an orange hazmat suit pull out a crowbar
when youâre a genetic freak of nature eating corpses and burning down buildings and you see some dude in a gas mask and suit jacket running at you with a shotgun screaming âloadsamoneyâ
when youâre a Soviet soldier on guard duty at a shitty base in Afghanistan and a walking cardboard box with an anime girl on it comes around the corner with âshe blinded me with scienceâ faintly emanating from within
please listen to this kitten I met today
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Kitten: BEEPBEepbeepbeepbeepbeep.
People: *surprised and delighted laughter*
is fulmetal alchemist a good first time anime?
ive never watched any anie (besides maybe an anime movie or pokemon or aggretsuko but that doesnt count) but ive never seen a full on anime series and i heard good things about fma:b
is it a goof first time anime? im curious about it. or should i go for some thing else im bored and i want to watch somehting
okay! im watching FMA: brotherhood (since u guys said that was the better version) should i watch the dubbed version? i dont normally like subs. but did the dub change anything drastically about it? (like a shitty 4kidz dub where they remove violence or the gays ⢠or whatever.) is it ok to watch the netflix dub?
markiplier escaped the LA gangs and went into the anime world to hide
You will look back on this & hopefully be able to laugh at your Markiplier jokeâŚ
bitch the fuck are you talking about
ok what the actual fuck is this thing
WHAT THE FUCK
âi dont JUST gush over my daughterâ
âi gush over my wife too!â
ok i change my mind i fucking love this guy
HEY WHAT THE FUCK
Itâs like a reading a tragedy where you know how itâs gonna end
the timestamp difference lmao

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Most of the time when Iâm working on my computer Iâm sitting sideways on my couch with my back against the arm, knees bent, and laptop propped on my knees (pictured here: my knees under a fluffy blanket). Polk likes to crawl under the laptop, between my knees, and nap there while the laptop fan blows warm air directly onto her, which is understandable.
Her newest favorite game, however, is to wake up and stick her paws out from under the edge of the laptop and pretend that my wrists need to be captured and subdued as I type.Â
Happy Hanukkah to my Jewish followers!