wasteland, baby!

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

becoming homophobic because when two characters in a scene have the same pronouns you have to say their names one william times

twentysomething single sirius who has 0% of his life together is so special to me

they cause me sm pain ur honour

goth dorcas who looks like a literal goddess x loser lesbian marlene who dresses like adam sandler

actually i CAN turn my entire life around in one afternoon just you wait and see

actually i CAN turn my entire life around in one afternoon just you wait a bit longer and see

damn, ao3's been down long enough I might have to actually write my fics

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

in november I'm getting my shit together

in december I’m getting my shit together

in february I’m getting my shit together

in march I’m getting my shit together

daily affirmations I am the hottest fool in the kings court and the bastard princeling wants me so bad it makes him look stupid

sirius black is so hot i wish french people were real

james potter's love language is just all of them combined if im being honest

bowie has been dead for 10 years as of today... so i will mourn on behalf of sirius black and remus lupin

the lion does not concern herself with the fact that remus j lupin married a woman and not his glam rock twink best friend