The guy that likes potatoes

not to scare you but you’ve already been in a unisex bathroom before. look out…there might even be one………in your own home…………

@glitterfeyrac

YOU LITERALLY JUST DRANK A SPORT

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

bad media will piss you off good media will heal your soul bad media that couldve been good will ruin your life forever

best sexuel position is 609 (girl lie one way, boy lie other way, dragon egg between them is incubated by their body heat)

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

I HAVE to reblog this eleven million note post. That’s the most notes I’ve ever seen on tumblr. Also my name is Jade, not Amanda.

straight up “drawing” it. and by “it” well haha. lets just say my Nothing

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you