The guy that likes potatoes

Do u guys like me as evil or good cuz im flexible

give me booboo wheel... i must have booboo wheel i simply must!

that's nonsense, why would it be cold at christmas, it doesn't even make sense? that's a festival about the birth of something??? obviously that happens in summer.

Excuse me?! What you guys doing calling the northern hemisphere "down there"?! We're north. That's UP on a map when it's oriented properly.

not to scare you but you’ve already been in a unisex bathroom before. look out…there might even be one………in your own home…………

@glitterfeyrac

YOU LITERALLY JUST DRANK A SPORT

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

bad media will piss you off good media will heal your soul bad media that couldve been good will ruin your life forever

best sexuel position is 609 (girl lie one way, boy lie other way, dragon egg between them is incubated by their body heat)

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

I HAVE to reblog this eleven million note post. That’s the most notes I’ve ever seen on tumblr. Also my name is Jade, not Amanda.