yippee

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

dwarf pussy could shuck your foreskin off like a corn husk

🥲

"rise and grind" okay uhhh rest and jest. bitch

I found out that Diners were originally inspired by train Dining Cars. some of the oldest ones were actually just old dining cars they put on the street

still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

earrings change your gender not like fully but they Change it

They're a flavour enhancer, like salt or soy sauce.

MSG (more substantial gender)

Sometimes a guitar riff is to sound what a garlic hitting hot oil is to smell. You know what I mean?

No.

That’s okay 🖤 love and light

this is inspiring weirdly complex emotions in me. like, it’s the fucking 1930s. I can hear the mid-atlantic newsreel voice. the fact that it plays coy with why he knows so much about women’s hairstyles, but like, as a funny surprise, not as shock and horror. the fact that it never deadnames him or uses incorrect pronouns. the fact that he looks like Mickey Rooney. idk it’s just making me feel feelings.

without American politics changing after 9/11 we wouldn’t have seen michael sheen in good omens 

…explainnn

I love him for his butch lesbian swag

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