i love my wife too bad im dead

the internet shouldn't be used for anything except playing games with friends, illegal sharing of copyrighted material, and talking shit

Absolutely hilarious. 😭😭😭

This is the best interpretation of the mushroom post.

every flash player game in 2002

early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion

Honestly if you hate tumblr and you want to try a different website like it i’d reccomend this i’ve been browsing it for hours and having a ton of fun 

Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spear’s. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw.

I literally made the mistake of getting the zazzle shirt that released with this post’s popularity in 2013 and now 7 years later the shirt is incomprehensible because nobody remembers this post and there is NO WAY it was only 3k notes like. No way