i love knowing the story behind ppls urls so reblog this and put in the tags how u chose yours

me n the boys 

y’all can stop reblogging this now

reblog and put in the tags what you think is the most attractive weapon

vampires think they're using hypnosis on me but really i'm just doing whatever they want anyway because they're hot "you will turn your head and expose your neck" sure lol then what

I love driving at the exact speed limit and having speeders behind me get frustrated. i will get to my destination when I get to my destination and so will you. im teaching you patience right now. you should be listening & learning.

You’re making me late

leave earlier ♥️

Love the concept of scissors. Someone was like, “a knife is clumsy for this task, what if I used TWO knives?” and they were right.

Specifically, two knives strapped together. Which is even more unhinged.

Oh no the knives are definitely hinged, that’s intrinsic to their function.

mutuals what’s ur sign and how often do u cry im doing research.. for example im a capricorn and i probably cry 3 times a year

#dr henry wu is very handsome and did his job extremely well#its not his fault his job was science being abused by capitalistic hubris#he did in fact make some bomb ass dinosaurs just like he was hired to do#maybe get better security for your murder monsters

Not to sound like a fuckin hippie but please for the love of god start noticing and appreciating the natural world around you. You don’t have to go hike the entire Appalachian trail or anything and I get that not everyone has access to the outdoors for various reasons, but just fucking … look around you when you’re outside. Notice the sky and the sun and the birds and creatures. Start caring about them. I’m begging you.

The Fahrenheit defenders have logged on

it's fucked that mead is a real drink that you can buy from a store and you don't actually need to brew it in your own dwarven wooden barrel or be invited by small mice into their larder to try. it's also fucked that grog is a real drink that wasn't made up by pirate orcs, and also is just watered down rum instead of, like, a bubbling green slop with stink lines coming off of it. does this make sense

so fucked up that sean bean’s birth name is shaun bean and he just spells it that way on purpose to be a freak