Minecraft Mod OSHA

1. Very big Unreality TW, this IS a roleplay blog.

2. Character is named Mal/Malachite, they/them. Admin is Ink, He/They. I will use ‘in character’ and ‘admin talking’ tags to help distinguish.

3. I’m not affiliated with OSHA, Curseforge or anything mentioned in this blog. I am also not a mod author, I just like Minecraft and modding it. I can, however, provide advice on what the problem may be, recommend mods and such, just don’t ask for Java help. I’ve got no expertise in that specific language (I live in IT student hell of only knowing Python rn) as of current.

4. Main is @malonnaise and my art blog is @maldemoi

here, i’ll start 

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

help.

Name, or preferred form of address: Gender (if applicable): Race/Species: Position: Is this your original timeline/universe? Y/N If N, then how did you arrive in this universe?

What is your powerset, if you have one:

How do these powers help you uphold the standards of the Occupational Safety and Health Administration?

How long have you been employed at OSHA?

If you’re not employed, then what are you doing here?

How do you uphold OSHA standards in general?

Gender (if applicable): N/A

Race/Species: Enderian, part Human

Position: Head of Thaumaturgical Research and current policy drafter on Thaumaturgical and magical workplace safety

Is this your original timeline/universe? N

If N, then how did you arrive in this universe? I arrived through a portal.

What is your powerset, if you have one: I am capable of teleportation and have abilities related to the magical arts.

How do these powers help you uphold the standards of the Occupational Safety and Health Administration? They allow me to research possible hazards and come across safer methods of process to allow for a safer workplace.

How long have you been employed at OSHA? 30 years.

I do have to ask, however, how do you… plan to deal with those that are removed from employ at the organisation? They don’t seem like they’ll easily go.

Name, or preferred form of address: Gender (if applicable): Race/Species: Position: Is this your original timeline/universe? Y/N If N, then how did you arrive in this universe?

What is your powerset, if you have one:

How do these powers help you uphold the standards of the Occupational Safety and Health Administration?

How long have you been employed at OSHA?

If you’re not employed, then what are you doing here?

How do you uphold OSHA standards in general?

Gender (if applicable): N/A

Race/Species: Enderian, part Human

Position: Head of Thaumaturgical Research and current policy drafter on Thaumaturgical and magical workplace safety

Is this your original timeline/universe? N

If N, then how did you arrive in this universe? I arrived through a portal.

What is your powerset, if you have one: I am capable of teleportation and have abilities related to the magical arts.

How do these powers help you uphold the standards of the Occupational Safety and Health Administration? They allow me to research possible hazards and come across safer methods of process to allow for a safer workplace.

How long have you been employed at OSHA? 30 years.

I do have to ask, however, how do you... plan to deal with those that are removed from employ at the organisation? They don't seem like they'll easily go.

Name, or preferred form of address: Gender (if applicable): Race/Species: Position: Is this your original timeline/universe? Y/N If N, then how did you arrive in this universe?

What is your powerset, if you have one:

How do these powers help you uphold the standards of the Occupational Safety and Health Administration?

How long have you been employed at OSHA?

If you’re not employed, then what are you doing here?

How do you uphold OSHA standards in general?

Gender (if applicable): N/A

Race/Species: Enderian, part Human

Position: Head of Thaumaturgical Research and current policy drafter on Thaumaturgical and magical workplace safety

Is this your original timeline/universe? N

If N, then how did you arrive in this universe? I arrived through a portal.

What is your powerset, if you have one: I am capable of teleportation and have abilities related to the magical arts.

How do these powers help you uphold the standards of the Occupational Safety and Health Administration? They allow me to research possible hazards and come across safer methods of process to allow for a safer workplace.

How long have you been employed at OSHA? 30 years.