Get Mochi-vated

my three favorite things are the oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities

i hate myself for laughing at this

how does one turn their emotions off

Okay so first go to settings

I’m a fucking idiot I thought that said emojis at first

 no, im still willing to try this, go ahead, im at settings, what do next

I have been waiting for this post my whole life.

- i saw his teaching notes today and he doodles little flowers in the margins of his notebook

me: *is overwhelmed by things i absolutely have the time to do*

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…

I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.

i bet u thought this post was finally dead

well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming

grabbing all the breadsticks, I’ll leave the shop running

your left side’s beef but your pizza none

So much to post so much to see so much John Cena on my live feed

very meme, such impress. how u learn these knows. so amaze. wow.

HEY NOW

YOU’RE A MEME STAR

Get the rarest. PEPE!

And that dress was white and gooold

Everybody craves those mineralllllls.

@strawberry-milktea IS THIS REAL

THE LAST ONE MAKES IT

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

did you just

Lmfao

do not laugh at comedians they are trying their best

no no no, please laugh at comedians, we need it to maintain the illusion we are doing something worthwhile with our lives.

is comedy some kind of joke to you

A sword that screams whenever you swing it, and the volume is directly tied with how fast its swung

Finally, a good post

what the fuck is this

today when my coworker went to lunch i said “munch munch it’s time for lunch” and the assistant manager was like “carson do u ever.. think before u say things like that never do that again”