Not sure how this works when shark skin is so incredibly smooth
Huh. So "go bother one of the local apex predators" as a problem-solving strat exists even when the local apex predator is not a human.
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Not sure how this works when shark skin is so incredibly smooth
Huh. So "go bother one of the local apex predators" as a problem-solving strat exists even when the local apex predator is not a human.

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On Absolute Amanda Waller
[Viola Davis, photo for Vanity Fair]
DC Comics is doing an AU where - roughly - the universe was founded on the principle that any object at rest will begin to arc towards the worst case scenario.
It is really an excuse for some very good comics creators to scratch out everything they think they can get away with from the backstories of the DCU's main cast and then see if they still get recognizable Batmen, Wonder Women, etc, out of it.
I've borrowed a few trades from the library, it's a good endeavour. rahrah up with this sort of thing.
Anyway, I started wondering how I'd reimagine Amanda Waller in this AU. (Disclaimer: I've only read some trades, maybe someone else got there first. it would ruin my fun to check.)
Kyr is every author’s nightmare because she’s a type A Jock teachers pet with a borrowed set of moral standards and also a bitch who literally no one likes in universe. She’s brainwashed and very resistant to not being a bigot or figuring out anything that doesn’t align with her worldview, which makes her unlikable to the readers.
She’s literally horrible. Homophobic, racist, cold, unable to express feelings, pretentious, and so fucking unlikable BUT she has honor, which literally no one else in the story does
The secret truth is that writing horrible characters who believe Opposite Things is a fun time. It's like brain stretches. Keeps you limber. Which is important if you expect you'll need to outrun a bunch of angry readers.
I would instead put forward that Kyr is every publisher's nightmare.
what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

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484.
and if you saw that meteor tonight then no the fuck you didn't
we observe no fucking omens we heed no fucking signs
there is no fucking destiny at play
we are going to have A NORMAL FUCKING WEEK so help me physics
or I'm climbing Olympus with a bat and a pocketknife and believe me there will be some words that will be FUCKING had
shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics
I had intended to put these into a poll but it turns out polls don't work that way, so I just put them in a regular boring old style list.
Feel free to vote in the notes i guess?
Most Relatable Moment in Some Desperate Glory:
1. stealing a sportscar and running away from home to seek out a hot terrorist you imagined in a dream, even though what happened in the dream was she said that if you tried it you would die from getting murdered by terrorists.
2. a bored internet troll somehow traps you in an argument about your own pronouns for an entire day
3. *impulsively kisses someone* hahahah hey you know what would be cool right now? if the void opened up and swallowed us both whole… I SAID RIGHT NOW. LIKE FUCKING IMMEDIATELY. WHAT'S THE HOLD UP.
4. your brother snipes your XP from a boss fight you were REALLY excited about winning. At the last second. On PURPOSE. Just so YOU don't get it.
5. your friends keep telling you that hurting people won't make you feel better, but you are pretty sure it will work once you finally hurt the right person, who deserves it. and the universe only holds a finite number of people.
6. getting a new haircut before beginning your criminal rampage so you will look extra cute on the wanted posters you are planning on earning today
7. violence fight over who the local bees love the most
8. congratulations! you have discovered a Wrong Time To Come Out As Queer.
9. you see yourself from another universe and even though you were raised by different people in a different society on a different planet they gave you the same dorkass name???
10. Heartbreaking! The biggest teacher's favourite mean girl jock bitch from high school turned out to be completely deranged in a way you fuck with.
11. it's suddenly relevant to debate if someone is supposed to go to the ER just because they were scratched by a cat
12. doing today's assigned moral philosophy homework like…. ok so in this scenario, you need your best friend's help to track down and kill his sister. Do you explain the full ramifications of your intentions, knowing he will feel sad much earlier, or do you elide the details and let it come as a slow dawning surprise? (This will be on the test.)
Ok but no seriously you need to see the FULL version of this sketch. The above video is heavily edited, and while it was funny enough to make me track down the actual sketch, the full version is even better, with an even stronger punchline. It’s a very well-crafted sketch.
i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era
#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

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Beasts of Burden short (by Evan Dorkin & Jill Thompson)
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THEY RELEASED THE COYOTE VS ACME TRAILER !!!!!
WE WON !!!
Theatre release date Aug 28, 2026.
Some Desperate Glory by Emily Tesh is still living in my brain to the point I started writing weird porn about it, so here is the thing that if you'd've told me, would've made me pick it up sooner:
It is a Humans Are Space Orcs novel.
Batgirl #21 (DC, July 2026) cover by David Talaski

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(Superman Spoilers)
Lois Lane ragebaits Superman during an interview, pours half a container of sugar into about 4 ounces of coffee and dictates an article taking down lex luthor while driving a hovercraft. They nailed her. We are so back.
I love The Good Place so much, it's a fantastic show, but I will never get over how one of the first things Michael says is "Every major religion guessed about five per cent right [about the afterlife]", citing Christians, Jews, Buddhists and Hindus as examples, and then presents an afterlife concept so Christian that I've met multiple real-life Christians who believe that that's how it works.
#you know what that's a really good point#I guess you could argue he was lying?#but that'd make zero sense
I like to think that he just doesn't know shit about religion. He wanted to sound smart and didn't bother looking up the accuracy of his patter first.
#I will admit that did annoy me because I think some of those are mutually exclusive#but he only has to fool four humans who are all kind of self-absorbed and none of whom seem to have been raised religiously#and he's a fire squid and seemingly not a very smart one#I think Chidi's the only one who MIGHT - in the course of his studies in ethics - have some notion that that's not true but he's#abruptly too caught up with handling the ethics of the whole Eleanor situation and also his stomach hurts :(
Also Chidi starts the series very much of the position that a) fundamental moral truths are a thing and b) the all-knowing angel who created their little pocket of the afterlife would definitely know more than him, so if he heard Michael say this then he'd just think "that doesn't sound right... I guess I must be wrong about world religions!" He is a man who wants correct answers to exist and trusts that the cosmic experts know them. Right at the start when Eleanor is outlining how much the afterlife system totally sucks and is unfair, his answer is to shrug and point out that this is apparently how it works; it takes a good half a season for him to come around to the idea that a view that isn't the Cosmic Truth he has been presented with could be valid or even superior to whatever the all-knowing angel says. If Michael said something that start-of-show Chidi thought sounded iffy, Chidi would assume that heaven is right and that he (Chidi) is wrong.
In saying that, Michael himself accidentally gets it kind of right. It's a Hindu afterlife, and a Buddhist one, with a lot of Christian and Jewish along the way.