imagine being someones dream girl . i almost blacked out thinking abt it

customers wanna be right soooo bad. like damn go clock in since u know so much

trust your mother’s opinion on people

um. she married my dad

what we should be wearing: a horrific mashup of victorian gothic and 80s clothes

uptown rat…i’ve been livin in linguini’s hat…

multiple ear piercings is the only answer

i am an idiot sometimes but sometimes i am an idiot to be funny you know? for the joke. and i want people to know the difference. sometimes my actions are purposeful. sometimes i think. i want you to know that. even when i am just being a regular idiot i choose to say things knowing i am an idiot. i am the chooser of my own fate. i am the god of my own reality.

can netflix make an interactive episode of friends where i have the option to kill ross geller

ill be sappy whenever i want. i dont give a shit. i love you. fuck off

first dude to invent drums was just like super pissed one day and fucked up punching something and everyone was just like oh shit this fucking slaps 

when margaret atwood said “the desire to be loved is the last illusion. give it up and you will be free”

sometimes u should accept an apology and sometimes u gotta say “rot bitch”