as if

this could never happen. State of the Union addresses aren’t in November 🙄

not to talk about doctor who but remember being a lonely depressed teenager and hearing him say '900 years of time and space and i've never met anyone who wasn't important'

male AITA posts are like “theoretically, if i spent all of our earnings on an alienware gaming laptop, would i be the asshole? note: she works, i keep an eye on our cat” and womens AITA posts are like “mother in law literally stole my toddler”

when linda cardellini shot her dad in legally blonde bc he married a girl the same age as her ... she made some points there

we’re 3 years out from personalized brands threatening to commit suicide if you dont buy their products

i cannot Fucking WAIT to go to maximum security for saying “kill yourself” to the taco bell twitter