melatonin-deficient

honestly saying “oh it comes with lore” about anything that has text explaining the use and or contents is one of the funniest th

spray bottle, bayonet attachment

The spray kills 99.99% of germs The bayonet kills the 0.01%

*busts into hospital* WHO FINNA CATCH THESE HEAL HANDS???

Honestly just walking around with “these hands” written on your palms is raw as fuck and a constant threat to anyone willing to test you

oh my god

When Bob Ross says, “Let’s have a little fun/get crazy” you KNOW he’s gonna drop a motha fuckin’ TREE on that BITCH.

im mad these are all bangers

This is rejuvenating

The language of academia can be so fucking pretentious and elitist. You can’t write a critical paper about people that won’t even understand what you’re trying to say. Plus, the need to make something that supposed to educate and facilitate the exchange of ideas, so complex and complicated to understand is ridiculous. If someone, as a scholar cannot break down complex ideologies and theories into a form that the average person can understand then what the fuck are you doing, honestly? Academia is not about a continuous circle-jerk with your PhD buddies. It’s about exchanging ideas and reaching people, from all walks of life and background. The world is bigger than people with JSTOR memberships.