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*points and laughs* You're never gonna be just a sex object like you wanna be! People care about you and they like hearing what you have to say! Your body isn't the only thing about you that has value! Loser!

honestly we have no idea how much good comedy is made by two or more people who desperately want to hook up with each other but they can't do that or feel that they shouldn't for whatever reason and so instead they have to become comedy partners

Do you guys think [redacted] is gay? *remembers it’s bad to speculate abt people’s sexualities* I know for certain [redacted] is gay

the magic of heated rivalry is that no one told connor storrie that this is a yummy delicious dessert tv show. he read these scripts dramaturgically while standing next to the soda machine at his server job and went to set with a mission to impress the ghost of sir laurence olivier

giant redwood trees really are so cool, they just have something incredibly special going on. it's hard to describe if you haven't seen them

a certain je ne sequoia, if you will

"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.

This helped me today hope it helps someone else too

Still not what I want