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Kaledo Art
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
NASA
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sheepfilms
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
ellievsbear
Stranger Things
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
blake kathryn
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
todays bird
Monterey Bay Aquarium
trying on a metaphor
Cosmic Funnies
@theartofmadeline
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@mjlol52
guy from a world where 9/11 didn't happen, finding out about 9/11: you have got to be fucking me sexually!*
*TN: due to linguistic shift from divergent events, in his world, "you have got to be fucking me sexually" is a common exclamation of disbelief, similar to "you have got to be kidding me
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you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act
Please, I just want to know what your migratory flight path is, I promise I’ll release you after I give you this bracelet that will insanely up your game with the ladies
bitches love me for my bright and colourful leg band
cuddlejob from a girl with huge affections
getting increasingly confused trying to have sex with my point and click wife but she just keeps saying “you cant use that here”
i have the ancient sarcophagus and the cuckoo clock. what the fuck else do i need man
[Jonathan Frakes voice] We made it up. It's pure fiction. Not this time. It's not true. It's bullshit. I did not hit her. I did not. Oh hi, Mark.
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direct deposit hits
me at michaels: BRING OUT MICHAEL
Please don’t let fandom ruin something you love. Walk away and unfollow the fans and enjoy the thing by yourself, or find a limited circle of people who ignore the discourse, or get your irl friends into the thing and collectively ignore the Internet community, or blacklist from here to the moon if you need to and only ever scroll through your rarepair ship’s tag on AO3. But don’t let fandom distort a show or a movie or a book or a comic you used to love so badly that you can’t enjoy the original anymore. Please. It isn’t worth it.
I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird
Your blog would be considerably funnier if you trusted your readers to interface with your ideas rather than relying on a cheap, hack this-is-the-punchline url.
we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out
I have had so many bad takes on this post and not only is this a breath of fresh air, I’m gonna kiss you for it, you get me
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hi mutual who’s cooler than me hi hi please don’t shoot me with a gun
Like i can’t even say this given some of the trash i’ve read but sometimes i get the urge to rip everything apart and say CONSUME MEDIA THAT IS GOOD!!!! GOOD THINGS ARE GOOD!!!!!!!! HAVE TASTE FUCKER
nobody (including me) is ever allowed to read or enjoy "comedy" "action" "adventure" "shounen" we must all spend seven years exclusively reading tragic incestuous graphically abusive romance where one or both parties die that leaves the reader triggered crying shaking etc until we emerge enlightened from the cave
This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies
Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.
Give it a day
roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that
the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people
My inbox is open for health & fitness tips. how to get absolutely jacked, shredded, ripped, cut like a diamond
but not if it's like, hard
steroids
Steroids
Anyone else
First you establish a routine of exercise, with a rotating focus on which muscle groups you want to emphasize.
Then you shape up your diet to compliment that exercise. Sometimes this means eating more calories than before, but it usually always means pursuing good sugars like apples over bad sugars like soda. And lots of proteins.
If you're able to keep that up for a month, do a week of ketosis.
Then, just start over from step 1 again. Do this cycle forever. It builds and tones muscle, and then 'cuts' down on body fat. But the most important thing is to mix it up with the excercises and have fun with it. Never push yourself too hard for too long. It doesn't have to be every day. You can have rest days. Remember: if you do not choose when you rest, your body will choose when you rest whether you prefer it right then or not.
The commitment to and repetition of those patterns of exercise are the second most important thing. Teaching your body to work in a different way is like teaching yourself to play a musical instrument. Practice, practice, practice.
The pitfalls are numerous, but never, never ever forget-- I cannot stress this enough-- to take it sleazy.
I said not if it's hard
Steroids
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