Miza! Piza!

the most cat picture ever

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

Reblogging for the last addition

There’s a pack of these in my local zoo and all they do is chase eachother in circles all day in one big line.

They sound GREAT

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: “You know what really gets my goat?” “El chupacabra” is the best joke of all time and nothing will ever top that

the first time i watched this i laughed so hard i nearly puked

THIRD BASE

Since I was 8 and found out about this for the first time my family has always followed up on someone saying “I don’t know,” with shouting “THIRD BASE”

That animatronic video is great for people who may not be as familiar with the game of baseball, too. The different positions, and such.