Girls like Girls like Boys do Nothing new

I’m that girlfriend that stares at you and smiles all the time even when you aren’t looking because I’m so obsessed with you

“I can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful.

Pokémon GO: *shows picture of egg* “Oh?” Me, every time: “Oh?”

Ngl i saw the top line and was ready to scroll through this rainbow homestuck nonsense

@littlelinguaphile

I’m watching a documentary on Netflix about animals getting prosthetics and this vet just hand sculpted a prosthetic beak for an injured swan and the very first thing it did was use its new beak to bite someone

that is very on-brand for swans

sometimes u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order

That last addition got me so bad

Never will these not be cute.

One of my all time favourite things I’ve seen tumblr

we shortly interrupt your regular shitposting program with these reptiles

@odin337

double jump unlocked