Zaofu Embassy

Instead of using butter for your grilled cheese, you should switch to linux. You can set up a virtual machine to try out various distros to see which ones work best for your needs

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hey has anyone seen my potion that turns you into the dow jones

you call this place "wall greens" yet its walls... are not green? how very pecuilar...

ah i see now. so "walgreen" was a clan of bandits who conquered various, smaller apothecaries in order to acquire the vast empire they now sit upon. how very cruel, this "america". you are ruled by warlords and do nothing to usurp them?

west bend west and west bend east is so cartoonish

I had sex with %appdata%

SHUT🤏

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

i feel dirty after reading that

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

When is it my turn to be happy.

gonna be real with you even when i’m absolutely fighting for my life i still return the cart or basket at the store. because i’m just a sicko i guess

watching so many people leave them behind with a corral or holder right there ON THEIR WAY OUT sure is. something else

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

Kink at pride discourse is like the tax season of queerness. When I was young I was passionate about this because I was wrong and dumb. When I was less young I was passionate because I was mad at how wrong and dumb I was. Now I'm just like [tired sigh] yep it's that time again