Idk

something incredibly funny about dnd trying to get in on the cute animal of the week trend with a popular raccoon and, because this is how dnd works with regards to animals, doing so by releasing a statblock so you can fight and kill it

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

why do parrots get all the attention for mimicking sounds when we could look at ourselves for 2 seconds- the literal perfect foley set up- and just realize. we can whistle (might take some of us 20 years to figure it out but that's neither here nor there). clap. snap our fingers. growl. sing notes. speak sounds that have been built up into languages- and have the capacity to learn multiple languages. mimic the sound of a door creaking/closing. like. why can we do that. I'm going to believe that it was always gonna lead to ttrpg's. and telling your family what happened to you today.

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

Simon and gar phone call

Unrestrained summer fun

* crazy tire-screeching noises*

They’re writing a message

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

they are awarding me an honorary doctorate for my work on tumblr.com

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug