Flourish

so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines

milennial culture is sending a horrible post to your friend who is sitting 10 feet away from you in the same room, and waiting 2 seconds before hearing a dismayed “….no!”

STOP

I see there’s drama in the plaid fandom

im a lesbian

So am i and i say every plaid is flannel! You can’t change my mind! See that plaid blanket over there?? That’s flannel. The latitude and longitude grid on world maps? That’s a nice flannel you got there buddy

hey are you free this saturday night. id like to meet up and have a passionate discussion with you

i can’t tell whether that’s a callout or an ask-out

enemies to lovers, fabric store AU, 40k words

Sam Wise with frosted tips wearing an upside down sun visor and puka shell necklace

This is how Samwise shows up to frodo’s funeral

frodo’s funeral?

boating accident

splish splash, “hobbit overboard”, you get the picture

don’t patronize me

chopped up by the outboard motor blades

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

brother of the year