Bird Screeching

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

Official joy and whimsy post

you know he would just morph gorilla to open that jar.

I think one of the wildest parts about discovering you're asexual is realizing almost everyone else isn't.

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

You’re either meowing with me or meowing against me

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on you for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

“They’re just fictional characters” ok then why do I feel like their heartache personally cracked my ribs?

I love this so much. It's so dark. Be better by being more logical/abstract. You are not enough by yourself, you inferior being. Get a yeerk.