Damned if I do and Bored if I don't

When a coked out hateful bitch meets a bipolar gay man it can either be the start of something beautiful or the end of a nation

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

I think we need to let villains be camp again. “Ohhhhh it’s homophobic to always have the villain be camp!” Okay but it’s been like. So boring without them.

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the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version