Damned if I do and Bored if I don't

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

well then can we at least sexualize the problem

some of you are my very favourite followers and you don't even know it #myspecialsecretfavouritefollowers

bro just take my fucking job application without a cover letter. we're literally gonna be in a mega economic collapse, you're not gonna fucking read it anyways. do you really need some fucking fanfic about me working at your business?? what the fuck are we even doing right now??

I fucking love my bitter pill! Not even hard to swallow!