Mister Alex

hey ohio followers.. I’m sorry

i just rode through your whole state in 4 hours and saw like 3 buildings

hey op where did you see the buildings

where are the buildings op

This is one of those posts I hope never ever dies

She is feeling Fresh and Fabulous. 

I read “finishing up a shed” and for a few microseconds I was like “sexy AND an accomplished carpenter”

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

Today’s Friday, though.

I see this post every Friday and I’m convinced that ya’ll are queueing this

its sad that people in real life don’t tend to have idle animations. i know i do. i love to wiggle and look around for no reason

Y'all cis lgb+ people are not off the hook for this btw lmfao

Most fictional depictions of a Nonbinary Person has been an alien, or a demon, or a robot, or something decidedly Not Human. 

I wish all characters were not human shits boring.