Blog Of A Hueman

This suddenly got a bunch more notes. You must all be enjoying The Lion King.

dust bathing on main

actually it’s perfect proportions and god made a great job

he Feet too big for he gotdamn Him

BABY!

for reference, the nearest in n out to queens is in fort worth, texas. honestly if I found a perfectly-wrapped double double lying in the street more than a thousand miles from the nearest in n out location, I'd eat it. that's a sign from a higher power. sucks without fries though

I love him

one thing i hate about media is how there’s no sort of representation for how badly friendship break ups fuck you up. like there are a million and one films about romantic break ups but i have yet to see a film or television show that accurately depicts how difficult friendships falling apart can be and how that stuff can really leave you with wounds and behaviors that take ages to heal

if shes your girl why is she calling "woohoo boys" off her balcony and leading me into her apartment and letting me sit on her bed and telling me the reason these expensive linens aren't even soft is because sometimes things that are expensive are worse

i love dogs who are obsessed with licking people

“this human is pleasing to me. i have to put my tongue on it”

Dogs treat us like we treat cool rocks

your relationship to rocks is apparently very different than mine

the worst part about good omens getting popular is that it has now convinced thousands of people that those stupid sunglasses that crowley wears are actually cool

! a little thief

Sometimes i remember that time a girl left herself logged into pinterest on a class laptop and i made a whole board of satanic imagery and when she found it she almost cried

And also the time i replaced all the thumbnails on one laptop with pictures of shaq's face and also made it so all internet browsers used on it would open 6 tabs that were just different .png's of shaq and then like 2 weeks later i saw it set aside with a note that said "shaq virus?"

I had to reread that 3 times and each one got worse

HE WAS WORKING THERE

my parents are being sjws again and telling me to “get out and socialize,” don’t they know that socialism has killed over 100 trillion people