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Men will lecture you about enjoying Harry Potter then go home and watch porn

I know it's american of me but I love suing. I love the idea, the concept, the practice. I love that people can go "actually you have injured me and I will ask big daddy government to force you to pay me money asshole" and I think a lot of people see it as never working out for the little guy so they don't think it's an option but if you actually know your rights and have your evidence you can wipe out your landlord or boss or something. you can teach them what it means to fuck around and find out.

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

"i'd kill for you" okay but would you heal for me?

PLOT TWIST.

I still love this website so much because it feels like the last connection we have to an internet that doesn’t exist anymore like I can come on here and scroll through posts that are literally just funny or beautiful or interesting with no intention to sell me something or influence me we are all just here for a laugh. Nothing is just for laughs anymore EXCEPT tumblr dot com

the air is starting to smell a bit salty… my door is getting rusty too…..

another week of whatever the fuck this shit is

80s did 50s, 90s did 70s, 70s just said fuck it, we're going all the way back to Plantagenets.

There actually are a lot of genuinely submissive men, but they're submissive to OTHER MEN. It's rare for men to submit to women, but they constantly submit to their male authority figures like bosses, politicians, etc.