Awkwardling

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hot take: shetland ponies are the corgis of horses

update: horse says he would like to have the horse catcher executed

I don’t think enough retellings of the Cain and Abel story make note of the fact that nobody had ever been killed or even died before when it happened. Cain had no idea beating his brother to death could possibly be a bad thing

Cain really did fuck around and find out

I don’t know what is the wildest bit about this; Jeff Goldblum’s tweet, or the fact that Mark Hamill apparently liked it

Mark Hamill is the one who freed him

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

Emergent behavior at its finest! XD

So what? Let the machine swear. If you want it to be as intelligent as possible, it should know as much as it can. Fuck’s sake, even AI is sheltered.

*pounding on table* LET THE ROBOT SWEAR! LET THE ROBOT SWEAR!

"If you don't want people poking around your top-secret base, that's probably the worst thing you could possibly say."

friendly reminder that studies have shown that white people do not empathize with Black people and we (including medical personel) also think Black people feel less pain

this is also why when people make their racist arguments based on crime stats, i leave the conversation immediately. you think this is the first and only instance where a white criminal (and yes running a red light is a criminal act) is not reported or arrested by the police? you don’t think that white criminality is vastly under-reported in this country? you don’t think that if the driver was black the the person hit was white, the cops would have arrested him immediately? you don’t think that these “little” incidents of racism happen to us everyday in different variations? black rage is always justified. always.

I always thought it was weird when I got a refill they gave me an entirely new one when it’s literally built so you can remove the actual medicine

Pass this on, I’ve used inhalers for over 20 years and didn’t realize.

“WE NAILED IT BOYS”

@mortalityplays

Nobody ever talks about Dracula’s pet bee.

excellent pre-halloween content

Because he could.

was the Jerusalem cricket also a dracula