Existential Crisis™

if i was a job interviewer i would always close by asking do you wear wigs have you worn wigs will you wear wigs

An update on this: thanks for everyone who replied and dmed me! I talked to the venue and they were the sweetest about it! Everything will work out, hooray!

i cant tell if phil has an affinity for having hot doctors in embarrassing medical situations or he just thinks every guy ever is hot

dan should’ve broken the nda….. they should’ve been sued….. we deserve to live a “dan and phil going to court” era

phil was a coward for killing the game. i wanted to see how much further they could go lmaoooo

i can't believe dan tried to spill something they LITERALLY signed a non-disclosure agreement about lsjdflakjdasdfljkasdlf

maybe the law degree would have done him some good after all

i keep having dnp flashbacks in my silly brain lol anyway remember phil’s “why i can’t go back to the gym” and how he was explaining about how his personal trainer at the gym kinda just forced him to do crazy shit phil simply couldn’t and he made up a fake name for the guy (cause duh) and then on the next dan liveshow dan was like “oh that bitch kyle? that asshole? that fucking moron who kept pushing phil past his limit like that dick that he is? what  a fucking dick :)” 

screaming applauding crying throwing up cheering that was art