Lovemelike xo

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

i wanna see what happens

it looks fun i guess

I summon the ask god to my inbox

Yeet, it works

If this works I’ll I will never doubt tumblr again

this better work

i swr if this works imma scream

I swear

pls

ha i seem to remember this not working 

This won’t fucking work

Me whenever I get a message

Funny. I don’t think it’ll work for me 😂

nEVERMIND IT WORKS I WAA PROVEN WRONG

Lol the other thing like this I reblogged didn’t work

Ha! Urban Tumblr legends never work on me!

Fuck it

Impossible

I call bullshit

ok, for real though?

i have reblogged this a few days ago and i have not gotten a message. i am a champion

Fingers crossed that this works 🤞🤞

I mean I doubt it but who knows

This is gonna be interesting.

Go for it if you dare

I’m curious

It didn’t work ):

OwO

This post has so many notes now

I doubt this’ll work

*dabs*

*gasps*

*stabs you*

*removes knife and proceeds to slice cake with it*

*steals cake*

Alright, stabbing i can accept but stealing cake is a whole other level of rude

*slowly hands cake back*

this shit works

Stuff like this literally NEVER happens to me, but what the hell. I’m in a mood. Let’s go. Try me.

there’s nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces

anyone who’s ever been around kids for ay meaningful amount of time should know exactly how much kids long to be hefted up and then just fuckin tossed! it’s so good! they’re so excited to get fucking tossed around like a sack of potatoes it’s so pure

Why do kids love it so much? Like I remember when I was a kid at diving practice during the summer, the best part was when one if the coaches would toss you into the deep end. And in gymnastics coaches would toss us into the foam pit. Do kids just have a evolutionary urge to die?

YEET THE CHILD FOR THEIR HEALTH

Very good post! I love it. (:

And she is very proud!!

But it looks like the baby is pointing, saying “That way mama!” And Lordy. I feel that.

My kid, after telling me she doesn’t need a nap 🙄

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

‘Vagina-owners’

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.