My cat doesn't know what to title this, either.

I love kids, especially kindergarten age cuz they still have their little baby voices, and while they're capable of actual conversations, they havent quite got the syntax of Normal People Speak.

me at age 5: i just wanna read my book and take a nap

“The Kent State shootings (also known as the May 4 massacre or the Kent State massacre)[3][4][5] were the shootings on May 4, 1970 of unarmed college students by members of the Ohio National Guard at Kent State University in Kent, Ohio during a mass protest against the bombing of Cambodia by United States military forces. Twenty-eight guardsmen fired approximately 67 rounds over a period of 13 seconds, killing four students and wounding nine others, one of whom suffered permanent paralysis.[6][7]”

When the Irish guy has known about this since he was like 8, but it’s suspiciously hard for Americans to learn about…

I only had a vague idea of what this was and what happened until I did my own research on it.

Me: *stands up*

Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like ”hey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually aren’t true stripes? They’re called stretch marks, they happen when the human is growing fast enough to actually outgrow their skin, which is apparently something that just fucking happens to almost all of them at some point of their life.”

NO NO ITS NOT "IT THINKS I HAVE THEM"

@beenovel @messiambrandybuck these are the variants

apparently there's a disease where they become visable, and these are the most common kind??