Tachycardic

day one of trying not to think about fucking that old man

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Over power me please I’m sorry I mean manhandle fuck I meant hold me down against my will shit I meant use me like a Ragdoll

this isn't funny anymore I need to find a way to have money without having to work another day in my life

I need to be kidnapped by kind aliens who take me to the alien vet and they know exactly what's wrong with me and they cure me and feed me nutritious meals

if I don’t ever meet a cowboy who calls me darlin’ and tenderly puts his hat on my head and offers a respectful hand to help me onto his horse then what the fuck even is the point of it all

but your honour i was ovulating

“My poor baby. My poor sweet little boy,” I lament out loud over a whole grown adult man who is not mine but is in fact a fictional character with fictional hurts. What matters is my feelings are real

okay not to be a fake batman fan or whatever but i watched batman begins for the first time and why is every edit focused on bale’s batman being suave and a playboy when he is just a little freak most of the time? the little faces he makes when he feels awkward or the way his eyes look when he zones the fuck out your honor that’s babygirl