We've made it this far, kid

video games love to have little birds that fly away from you when you get close

#real life loves to have this too actually#in my experience

i know good posture and eye contact are supposedly normal behaviours but they do not feel natural or good at all and i really believe we are all supposed to be hunched over and avoidant. that is the peak human form

ngl people coming w u so they can keep talking to u while ur running errands or just chillin in ur room while ur cleaning… love that kind of love

luke takes grogu home to his temple and han comes home from a long day of doing trophy husband things and sees the cutest, must fucked up looking little green thing just sitting at their dinner table and luke explains that he is a member of yoda’s species and han nearly has a conniption because luke never told him he was an alien and he always thought yoda was just some guy

blocking people isn't enough I want them to get gangrene

my best feature is that I'm blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day

I do not get to choose which seconds. they are not consecutive