Minimalist: Don’t talk down to me.
Gavial: Well, I could hardly talk up to you. You’re too short.
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Minimalist: Don’t talk down to me.
Gavial: Well, I could hardly talk up to you. You’re too short.

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Ch'en, to an employee: Her friend is throwing a costume party and we need something to wear.
Hoshiguma: Swire is our friend.
Ch'en: Not when she's throwing a costume party.
Morgan to Indra: I think there’s a fine line between brave and dumb and you straddle it well.
Suzuran: It's spooky season!
Shamare: Every season is spooky season when you're haunted by your life decisions.
Skadi: Could you please pass me the salt?
Specter: [throws Irene across the table]

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Talulah: I’m going 100 mph.
Talulah: As in 100 mistakes per hour.
Irene: Stop! We’re not letting you walk out of here with those.
Specter: Well, I guess I better run!
Gavial: You’re either perfect or you’re not me. There’s no grey area.
Swire: Ch'en, just because you're trash doesn't mean you can’t do great things.
Swire: It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot
Amiya: Oh, I have a medical condition, alright! It’s called caring too much, and it’s incurable!

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Eblana: Subtlety is key.
Reed: Sister, you were tearing apart the city.
Doctor: You scored a 25/27 on your mental health questionnaire.
Irene: That means I’m good at mental health, right?
[Crisis counselor enters the room]
Irene: Ah, beans.
Sora: You think this is a bad idea.
Lappland: Without a doubt.
Sora: Then why are you smiling?
Lappland: Because bad ideas are my favorite kind.
Jessica: If you’d like to never see him again, I have ways of getting rid of him.
Vanilla: What kind of ways?
Jessica: Asking him politely to not come back. Actually, that’s only one way. I apologize for misleading you about the number of ways.
Gladiia: Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go rest my neck.
Gladiia: It’s sore from looking down on you.

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Silverash: This weather requires a more aesthetic outfit.
Silverash: [grabs the long black coat he always wears]
Silverash: [wears it around his shoulders like a cape instead of wearing it normally]
Silverash: Perfect.
Specter: I'm not afraid of commitment!
Specter: I've been annoying the hell out of other Hunters for at least half of our lives!