do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

OP I want you to know I recoiled from this

schlorpschlorpschlorpschlorpschlorpschlorp

Oh my god I want to cover myself in that and maybe fuck it

I’m so sick of living in this stupid haunted mansion

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Will you fuck off?

that oafish homie u keep around for his considerable physical strength and little else

the oafish homie you keep around for his compassionate heart of gold and other endearing qualities

different guy

That oarfish homie you keep around for his ability to predict earthquakes and tsunamis when he ventures to the surface waters.

you may be confused

Dear Lord please not this post. I promise I'm cooler than this

Did you seriously just allow the seed of cruelty to sprout

any tumblr user has read homestuck unless proven otherwise

wait isnt gender over today

deltarune wasn't paying off the bills so toby fox moved back to andrew hussie's basement, vivzipop is also here

vriska discourse in modern fandom culture will lead to actual casualties ngl

vivziepop homestuck pilot feat toby fox as john and other sentences that contain potential to kill

it is going to be really hard to beat vivziepop making a homestuck cartoon starring toby fox as the single funniest thing to happen in the history of the world

its been YEARS but im still so mad this file corrupted. i was so genuinely proud of it at the time (and i still am) and the person it was for deserved such a nice piece of their guardian