Welcome To The Losers' Club, Asshole!

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both

bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions

bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist

mater has given dobby a gun

I FUCKING SPELLED MASTER WRONG

I can’t get over how well this fits

WHUHAPUN

mickey is 100% willing to trip over a dwarf too just bc his girl did. mickey mouse is ride or die for his wife its heartwarming

@jswatson-holmes

Asking someone “where are you” is a recent thing. Before we had mobile phones, the only way we could talk to people is if we knew where they were

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

Thanks I hate it

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

I hate yall for this

but why do you need both a fan and kirby?

To keep Kirby cool

that is fair and makes perfect sense

*ride operator voice* please keep your lols omgs and your “I tried to scroll past this”s inside the tags at all times ladies and gents

me

This is the best news I’ve heard all week