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kink shaming is dead. I respect people with foot fetishes more than the president of the united states of America

good energy but that's way too low a bar to clear

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

hey sexy what time do you plan on being done grieving

oh, honestly I was planning on reopening the same wounds again and again and again and again and again and again and again

men will tell you "i experimented in college" and then you don't know whether they smoked weed, kissed men, or built an 8 foot tall monster in the comfort of their dorm

as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary

yeah but he lost the election :(

anybody else going through life feeling like a dog that wasn't socialized enough as a puppy

character who;s doomed form the start but not because of tragedy or anything but because they're a woman and their writer is a misogynist