dad's blunt little instrument

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

The people yearn for a winchester brothers and john constantine crossover

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

i'm an orgasm denier. i don't believe in it.

reading a textbook for class and i’m going insane. why is this just poetry. what. this is a STEM class what’s going on.

au where the horsemen actually do end up in prison and instead of dylan chasing them, he interrogates them and instead of dylan revealing himself to the horsemen via the carousel, the climax is the horsemen escaping and dylan waiting for them in the getaway car