SHOOTING ★ STAR

❛ We all wear masks. Everyone, everyday. Sometimes we wear them so much we forget who we really are. ❜

❛ And sometimes, if we’re lucky, someone comes along and shows us who we really wanna be, who we should be. ❜

❛ Fighting this war on your own must be exhausting. ❜

❛ Are you going to let me go? ❜

❛ Before you pull the trigger, you should know my name. ❜

❛ A killer with a conscious; it’s no wonder they cut you loose. ❜

❛ The real gift isn’t freedom. It’s what we get to do with it. ❜

❛ Brute force will never be as powerful as deception. ❜

❛ I’m not a monster. I just wanted you to think I was. ❜

❛ I have nothing left. If you die, I die. ❜

❛ I was the first recruit to get out. I’m going to make certain I’m not the last. ❜

❛ Your life is over, _____. I’m here to offer you a new one. But you have to be willing to earn it. ❜

❛ She had a good run. Won’t be another one like her. ❜

❛ Did she say who she was working for? ❜

❛ Everything to make me the best killer I could be… till I broke one of their rules. ❜

❛ I thought I heard my name. ❜

❛ I want you to know I can get to you, and hit you where it hurts the most. ❜

❛ Just like old times, huh? ❜

❛ You were free. You had gotten out, you were gone. What the hell are you doing back here? ❜

❛ I know you’re in this for revenge.  ❜

❛ You know firsthand what it feels like. Have the thing you love most in life taken away from you. ❜

❛ It wasn’t your life. It was your cover. I warned you not to get emotionally attached. ❜

❛ I’ll give you a head start. ❜

❛ If we meet again I can’t promise what will happen. ❜

❛ I can only promise you one thing… It’s going to get worse before it gets better. ❜

❛ The last word they breathe before the end, will be my name. ❜

❛ Did you ever have feelings for her? ❜

❛ You put him in danger, _____. That’s not like you. ❜

❛ Pretty cool how you can hack into all these servers. ❜

❛ You said you didn’t want forgiveness, but you deserve it, _____. ❜

❛ What have you got behind your back? ❜

❛ I can’t believe I ever thought you were cute. ❜

❛ You’d follow him over a cliff, wouldn’t you? Just like that. ❜

❛ You don’t have a choice. ❜

❛ What do I want? What I want is to empty a clip into your face. ❜

❛ That’s the difference between you and me, _____. You’ll kill anyone, I don’t waste life. ❜

❛ The man could not keep it in his pants if it was tied to his zipper, you know what I’m saying? ❜

❛ I told myself if I could just find you and see if you were OK, that I would have done one good thing in my life. ❜

❛ I made the same mistake you did. The best mistake of my life. ❜

❛ I’ve got a plan. ❜

❛ Why don’t you just let me go? ❜

❛ I’m not gonna let them do anything to you. I’m not gonna let anything happen to you. I’m not gonna lose you too. ❜

❛ The truth is what we choose to believe. ❜

❛ Making friends isn’t hard. Losing them will be. Trust me. ❜

❛ Not everything has to be a video game. ❜

❛ You know what you’re going to do? You’re going to kill, and you’re going to kill, you’re going to kill some more. And one day, if you’re very lucky, you’re gonna remember what it was like to be a human being. ❜

❛ I don’t want you to go through what I did, _____. Wouldn’t wish that on anyone. ❜

❛ Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. ❜

❛ Thanks, my flight was lovely. How about yours? ❜

❛ I’m pretty sure that taxi driver ripped me off. ❜

❛ You picked the wrong mission to mess with. ❜

❛ Relax. I’m not here to stop you. ❜

❛ You may not believe this, but I’m glad you found me. I’ve often wondered how you fared. You probably don’t realize, but you changed my life as much as I changed yours. ❜

❛ Who would have thought you would have been the voice of reason? ❜

❛ Revenge is not the answer. ❜

❛ I’m not a spice girl, and I was never ever obscure. I was elusive, and a little dangerous. I was a legend. ❜

❛ I’m new at this hero stuff, you’ve been doing it a lot longer. ❜

❛ You make it sound like you’re my guardian angel. ❜

❛ It’s a kill job. I kill, or be killed, everyone knows that. ❜

❛ I like the sapphire dress too. ❜

❛ That would be very dangerous. ❜

❛ No risk, no reward. Isn’t that what you taught me? ❜

❛ She thinks you and I are, you know… Together. ❜

(You can find a random generator here. Or send the number of your choosing instead.)

attack hugging them

falling asleep on or next to them

giving them the best back massage they’ve ever had

holding their hand for the first time

hugging them from behind when they weren’t expecting it

hugging them way too tightly

kissing their forehead or cheek

kissing their neck

kissing them softly on the lips

playfully whacking them with a pillow

sneaking up behind them and blowing a raspberry on their neck

surprise kissing them

telling them they love them for the first time

tickling them

Is that my jacket?

Are you wearing space pants? Because your butt is outta this world!

You shouldn’t have called the police.

You liar!

What’s the worst that could happen?

Stay back!

Put that down.

I’m sorry I didn’t tell you.

It’s not my fault they escaped!

You forgot to buy the biscuits.

Your feet smell.

Oh, this looks expensive! …Oops.

I bought a cat.

You need to leave.

Send ♔ for an angry text

Send  ♠ for a drunk text

Send ☏ for a vague text

Send ⁇ for a worried text

Send ♣ for a text not meant for you

Send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent

Send ✺for a saucy text

Send √ for a long-winded confession text 

Send ☠ for a misguided advice text

Send ☢ for a desperate text

Version 2! Original post is unavailable, sorry about that!

Me and input-command have collaborated and decided to make the meme bigger, more fun and crazy. We think we made it more complete and random than it was before. Happy drawing or whatever you’ll do with it! :D

Use https://www.random.org/ to generate a number!

1: Hot, Steamy kiss

2: Cheek Kiss

3: Nose Kiss

4: Forehead Kiss

5: Firm Kiss

6: Gentle Peck

7: Romantic Kiss

8: Eyelid Kiss

9: Jawline Kiss

10: Neck Kiss

11: Collarbone Kiss

12: Chest Kiss

13: Stomach Kiss

14: Kiss Along the Hips

15: Back Kiss

16: Upside-Down Kiss

17: Goofy Kiss

18: Underwater Kiss

19: Forceful Kiss

20: ULTRA Forceful Kiss

21: Kiss in the Rain

22: Butt Kiss

23: Uppercut “Kiss”

24: Disgusted Kiss

25: Nose kiss lvl 2 - grab it with your mouth

26: Pocky/Spaghetti Kiss

27: Sub Sandwich Kiss

28: Hair Kiss

29: Ear Kiss

30: Accidental Kiss

31: RAGE Kiss

32: Wedding Kiss (let the ship sail)

33: Awkward Kiss

34: Inexperienced Kiss

35: Death Kiss

36: Kiss with explosions in the background

37: Anime Kiss

38: Greeting Kisses

39: Animal kiss

40: A Lot Of Kisses

41: Naughty Kiss

42: Potato Kiss

43: Kiss on the tongue

I’ll generate a number and write a drabble according to what I get!

First Kiss

Blind Date

Confession

First Date

Proposal

Really Bad Pick Up Lines

Accidental Kiss

Got Matched on a Dating Site

Met on Tinder

Secret Admirer

Passionate Kiss

Accidentally Gave you Spicy Chocolate

Invited Wrong Person to date

VICTORIOUS.

‘ tonight we are victorious. ’ ‘ all my friends were glorious. ’ ‘ let me be your killer king. ’ ‘ it hurts until it stops. ’ ‘ my touch is black and poisonous. ’ ‘ I know you need it. do you feel it ? ’ ‘ drink the water, drink the wine. ’ ‘ we gotta turn up the crazy. ’ ‘ I’m like a scarf trick, it’s all up the sleeve. ’ ‘ I taste like magic. ’ ‘ Throw the bait, catch the shark, bleed the water red. ’ ‘ 50 words for murder and I’m every one of them. ’

DON’T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME.

‘ it’s a hell of a feeling, though. ’ ‘ who are these people ? ’ ‘ I just woke up in my underwear. ’ ‘ I should probably introduce myself. ’ ‘ there’s no such thing as getting out of hand. ’ ‘ memories tend to just pop up. ’ ‘ don’t think I’ll ever get enough. ’ ‘ champagne, cocaine, gasoline– and most things in between. ’ ‘ I roam the city in a shopping cart. ’ ‘ this night is heating up. ’ ‘ raise hell and turn it up. ’ ‘ If you go out you might pass out in a drain pipe. ’ ‘ don’t threaten me with a good time. ’ ‘ what are these footprints? they don’t look very human-like. ’ ‘ Now I wish that I could find my clothes. ’ ‘ I wanna wake up, can’t even tell if this is a dream. ’ ‘ how did we end up in my neighbor’s pool ? ’

HALLELUJAH.

‘ A moment you’ll never remember, and a night you’ll never forget. ’ ‘ Show praise with your body. ’ ‘ Say your prayers. ’ ‘ My life started the day I got caught. ’ ‘ the time for being sad is  over. ’ ‘ you miss them like you miss no other. ’ ‘ being blue is better than being over it. ’ ‘ I was drunk and it didn’t mean a thing. ’ ‘ I love the things you hate about yourself. ’ ‘ just finished a daydream. ’ ‘ no one wants you when you have no heart. ’ ‘ I’m sitting pretty in my brand new scars. ’ ‘ You’ll never know if you don’t ever try again, so let’s try. ’

EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES.

‘ finders keepers, losers weepers. ’ ‘ welcome to the end of eras. ’ ‘ dress me up and watch me die. ’ ‘ if it feels good, tastes good, it must be mine. ’ ‘ you just might see a ghost tonight. ’ ‘ And if you don’t know, now you know. ’ ‘ I’m taking back the crown. ’ ‘ I’m all dressed up and naked. ’ ‘ I see what’s mine and take it. ’ ‘ so close, I can taste it. ’ ‘ I’m so much more than royal. ’ ‘ Heroes always get remembered, but you know legends never die. ’ ‘ welcome to my world of fun. ’

DEATH OF A BACHELOR.

‘ do I look lonely ? ’ ‘ people have told me I don’t look the same. ’ ‘ maybe I lost weight. ’ ‘ I’m playing hooky with the best of the best. ’ ‘ I’m walking the long road, watching the sky fall. ’ ‘ how could I ask for more ? ’ ‘ a lifetime of laughter and the expense of the death of a bachelor. ’ ‘ it feels like my heart is going to burst. ’ ‘ and when you think of me am I the best you’ve ever had ? ’ ‘ share one more drink with me, smile even though you’re sad. ’

CRAZY=GENIUS.

‘ you can set yourself on fire. ’ ‘ you dance on a tightrope of weird. ’ ‘ but when I wake up you’re so normal that you just disappear. ’ ‘ there’s no residue of a torturer inside of your eyes. ’ ‘ then I’m a fucking arsonist. ’ ‘ I’m a rocket scientist. ’ ‘ you can set yourself on fire, but you’re never gonna burn. ’ ‘ you’re never gonna learn. ’ ‘ Darlin’, you know how the wine plays tricks on my tongue. ’ ‘ other boys you may have dated serrated your heart with a slice. ’ ‘ the cut of your love never hurts. ’

LA DEVOTEE.

‘ you got two black eyes from loving too hard. ’ ‘ I wouldn’t change you. ’ ‘ I wouldn’t ever try to make you leave. ’ ‘ just another LA devotee. ’ ‘ I couldn’t change you. ’ ‘ I couldn’t ever make you see. ’

GOLDEN DAYS.

‘ I found a pile of Polaroids in the crates of a record shop. ’ ‘ boy, he was something debonair in 1979. ’ ‘ and she had Farrah Fawcett hair. ’ ‘ don’t you wonder when the light begins to fade ? ’ ‘ all the memories that we make will never change. ’ ‘ time can never break your heart, but it’ll take the pain away. ’ ‘ Right now our future’s certain. ’ ‘ I won’t let it fade away. ’

THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE DIRTY.

‘ truth is that it was always going to end. ’ ‘ if you wanna start a fight, you better throw the first punch. make it a good one. ’ ‘ And if you wanna make it through the night, you better say my name like the good, the bad and the dirty. ’ ‘ I know what it’s like to have to trade the ones that you love for the ones you hate. ’ ‘ don’t think I’ve ever used a day of my education. ’ ‘ there’s only two ways that these things can go. ’ ‘ how was I to know that all your friends won’t hold any grudges ? ’ ‘ I got the final judgement. ’ ‘ you’ve been gone so long, I forgot what you feel like. ’ ‘ but I’m not gonna think about that right now. ’ ‘ all our friends want us to fall in love. ’

HOUSE OF MEMORIES.

‘ the lonely moments just get lonelier, the longer you’re in love. ’ ‘ I don’t want to be afraid. ’ ‘ baby, we built this house on memories. ’ ‘ promise me a place in your house of memories. ’ ‘ I think of you from time to time, more than I thought I would. ’ ‘ you were just too kind. ’ ‘ I was too young to know. ’ ‘ that’s all that really matters. ’ ‘ I was a fool. ’ ‘ those thoughts of past lovers, they’ll always haunt me. ’ ‘ I wish I could believe you’d never wrong me. ’ ‘ will you remember me in the same way as I remember you ? ’

IMPOSSIBLE YEAR.

Mrs. Potato Head: Are you happy with the appearance you have?

Young God: Would you do anything for power?

Running Up That Hill: Is there anyone you would want to trade lives with?

E.V.O.L.: Is it better to be in love or to be loved by others?

Love is Noise: Have you been hurt by love in the past?

East of Eden: Do you have a safe space or ideal place?

We Are Young: Do you prefer to hang out and befriend your elders or those younger? Maybe somewhere in-between?

I Knew You Were Trouble: Would you do something even if you knew you’d regret it later? Does emotion beat logic?

Time Won’t Let Me Go: Do you tend to dwell on the past?

I Need Some Sleep: What are your sleeping habits?

Perform This Way: Do you have any rituals or habits before you go to work or school?

The Final Countdown: Is there anything you want to do for sure before you die?

I Know What Boys Like: Do you purposefully try to invite the attention of the opposite gender? Maybe the same gender.

Big Houses: Where does your character live as opposed to where they would like to live?

Red Right Hand: Is there anyone you would be willing to kill?

Lolita: Would you ever seduce someone for your own gain?

Kinda Outta Luck: Do you have fun when you’re living dangerously? Would a normal peaceful life be impossible for you?

I Need a Doctor: When you’re hurting, do you keep it to yourself or search for help?

Enjoy the Silence: Do you believe in actions over words?

Pompeii: Is there a moment in your life you’d like to change? Would you do anything for that chance?

Let Her Go: Do you realize things too late?

“If I took you on a date…”

“If we had to rule the world…”

“If we were enemies…”

“If we were friends…”

“If I got your valentine…”

“If one of us had to die…”

“If we were both on the moon and one of us had a rock…”

“If we were married…”

          “Don’t you take one more step!”

     Along with her sudden outburst, Raelyn’s hand shot out and grabbed hold of the boy’s sleeve. A finger flew up to her lips as she shushed him in a harsh sort of manner before gesturing toward what looked like a trap. 

A mix of nsfw, crack, fluff, angst, etc.

1-50

I’ll randomly generate a scenario from this list!

Our muses both climbing up Spiral’s End at the same time. It somehow becomes a competition to see who can reach the top floor first. (Core)

Both of our muses reaching for the last meat bun at Dandy Mart. Only one will triumph. (Core)

Our muses  making a bet that they can find the most impressive thing being sold at Granny’s Store while they wait for her to appear at the counter. (Core)

Our muses making the mistake of teleporting to Venari forest because it seemed safe at the time but that was before they got lost and saw the giant frogs. They somehow found each other and have to survive until their Telepieces recharge. (Core)

Both our muses pretending to be on a date so they can get a discount in one of Aienshi’s restaurants. (Aienshi)

Our muses getting pulled in to sing a duet in Uta-Go! karaoke. Well, they do get free things afterward at least. (Aienshi)

Our muses simultaneously finding long sturdy sticks from across the Dock. They’ve met eyes. There is no escape from this battle. (Aienshi)

Both our muses getting lost in Aien Central. They keep running into each other. Are you sure you aren’t planning this? This is like the fifth time? Are we really that bad with directions?? (Aienshi)

One of our muses getting into a fight in Bleakwater Tavern. The other muse is the only one there not involved. Well. (Eoan)

One of our muses suddenly striking up a friendly conversation with the other. Turns out the Runeguard is looking for them and they need someone to walk with until the searching guards are gone. (Eoan)

Our muses getting roped into a fight against a monster. Really? All they had was a gathering quest but nooo the mini-boss just had to show up. (Eoan)