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Dwarf mom, holding dwarf baby: Beloved, what shall we name our beautiful newborn babe?

Dwarf dad, looking around at the stuff in his dwarf home: fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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satelliteduster

honestly you can never make an oc just for kicks once you make them it’s all over you in some deep shit you gotta figure out their personality, their story, their friends, their family; everything. c’est la vie

subakitsu

Some Panties TF commission for Tessa!

rakkuguy

itwashotwestayedinthewater

how is it possible for this man to be saying ANYTHING

norwayspruce

neither of these poeple are sayuing anything

remanedur

interviewer: anha ana mijsta pahbin ewwuwo when it burnt down yuh mista baby ohta…

interviewee: whenwe hyagh debyaugh db.. bneugh dbnyeugh bnyeuh mmnyoeunmmumneyugh snbbnd bning deebn wu….. heeh heeh hee heh

misscleomontre

They’ve got Irish accents so I can get a little bit, but I could only make out what the interviewer is saying at first. Took me a good bit longer to understand the other man.

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deadlykillerqueen

Isabelle is here to protect your blog from being deleted

Reblog this p u p y in order to stay safe during this trying time

pancakeke

renzodi

when you walk into a crime scene in an ace attorney game and the person in charge of the investigation starts talking to you

superstarwhal643d

bayek--of--siwa

Kassandra is just going around Ancient Greece seducing women and having dudes pay her to sleep with their wives.

pbgoatt-deactivated20230911

Game of the year

choptail

Wow you told me exactly what to expect and I still couldn’t fuckin believe what I was watching

clockmocker

I love those Mickey mouse shorts but the one where Goofy vores Minny and Mickey then they both fuck inside him really fucks me up

theshape0fpunktocome

Quick question clock, what the fuck.

You can’t just throw stuff like that without a link to the video

clockmocker

I’m sorry about this

clockmocker

vcbx5-deactivated20181120

BON-APPE- TITTIE

WHaaatT the FUCK DISNEY

#excuse me what?!#why is this a thing?!

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ultrafacts

Source

Video of Tama

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majikkant-deactivated20180504

The picture in the background of the second one

pizzaismylifepizzaisking

Tama is boss

ultrafacts

cat-fandom

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

ultrafacts

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

retro-geek-deactivated20220412

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

karinanotcinerina

Beautiful.

system-fail-ure-deactivated2021

Now I’m crying thanks

sapphic-matriarchy

and a new cat was hired right?

clarenecessities

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

beasti

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

lafayettelabaguette

Law

tooiconic

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

sighinastorm

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016). There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

linkislost

a legacy

why didn't you just make this a meme blog at this point?

Cause it’s my blog and I’ll share what I want to on it? I mean, if you don’t like it, you don’t need to follow me.

coolsaddad-blog

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

feels-for-the-fictional

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

marzipanandminutiae

They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

ineptshieldmaid

My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;

Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century

.

Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long

Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.

The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue

.

squeeful

While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.

But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

cryoverkiltmilk

last-flight-of-dickarus

Hirple - To limp or walk awkwardly

Cirple - An old Scots word for the hindquarters of a horse

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear

“Roses are red, violets are purple,

My boner for you has caused me to hirple.”

…

My, how romantic!

wouldthatcreationhadformedmeman

DYING. I AM DYING.

kiranovember

Calling theshitpostcalligrapher! We need @theshitpostcalligrapher

theshitpostcalligrapher

@kiranovember u better buy this as a commission lmao

simonalkenmayer

This post has evolved.

thelittleartistinyou

Just a good old meme for ya Vore Fans.

jora-bora

Yknow it might be because it’s midnight and I’m tired as heck

But I laughed much harder than I probably should have XD

jsxenom

I might feel guilty about reblogging this later, but right now I love this!!! XD

joederartist-archive

am I glad he’s contained in there

and that we’re out here

And that’s he’s the sheriff

And that we’re contained out here

And that we’re in there and that-

I just remembered

that we’re out here.

(x)

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arcadelobby

When the argument is over but you hear them whisper something under their breath.

ridiculouscake

Commission for anonymous. Lots of Nintendo commissions lately.

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