kim

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

if i crashed into fromville i would immediately institute a law requiring a daily debrief every morning where everyone has to share what they did the day before and if you're caught lying or holding information we will shoot you in the street. furthermore i would stand atop the police station or maybe a nice house set somewhere between the town and colony house with a megaphone (im sure someone had one on themselves when they got here) retelling information to passersby. "fatima is eating garbage as a pregnancy symptom." "randall likes men." "boyd went into the forest again." "also apparently we're talking to ghosts now." "beware a woman in a red kimono that bitch is not to be trusted." "fucking hell everyone stop listening to the evil voices in your head."

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

you have a headache because you have powers

rice is like a best friend and a lover to me

when you are eating chips you will often be like well how about one more chip? and then you will eat one more chip and be like well how about one more chip? and what do you think happens after that?

hold on i have to do everything