Kihara Sedai

“at least i have a man” is always the weakest flex bc 80% of the time their man sucks and no one else wants him anyway

“at least i have a man” and i give you my condolences but what does that have to do with anything ever

I was crying throwing up laughing for like an hour nobody believes him

i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

“oh iran is a dictatorship!” “oh palestine is homophobic!” i don’t care like literally i don’t care that’s not a problem to be solved by other countries blowing innocent people up

Sometimes my friends enter into such bad relationships it almost feels like a social experiment to see how long it'll take before I'm like, "You've gotta dump them."

What do you mean they accused you of emotionally cheating on them with your brother, because you talked to him a lot after your mom died? You need to run.

So let me get this straight. They won't let you wear green because one time your ex said they liked you in green?

How do they not know how to do laundry? What'd they do before you? Took it to their mom?? They are 40 years old!

Someone in Idaho just lit a brush fire to set an ambush for responding firefighters. Multiple people are shot and some are still stuck out there. I don’t even have words.

Two people confirmed dead, others injured. And there may be multiple shooters. Situation is still ongoing.

Someone on Twitter pointed out that apart from all the different elements, this is a master class in story telling and comedic timing.

honest to god fill my uterus with these, how many will fit? how many until its noticeable? lets make a game out of it! get them big ass balls into me

hi

You should all be beaten like piñatas

dont do that bro the fucking boba r gonna shoot out

love when my internet gets bad and im just scrolling the dash looking at the diagonal gradients

Rapists, and killers, too? Really? (Those on death-row?) The drug/prostitution problems are just a portion of USA criminals.

do people think that convicted serial killers are going to vote to legalize serial killing

People call them "wizards' duels" as if they're not rap battles in programming languages.

By the horns of Baphomet and the beard of Elminster By the runes of Isaz, Perthro and Kaunan By the arcane and noble rubric of Mordenkainen Thou hast no swag and thy mother's a spinster