Sister of the Moon

love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

every time with sashimi it's like well how good could it be, it's just raw fish and you take a bite and start ripping your clothes off and roaring

If there's one thing I will never understand it's Lord of the Rings fans wanting to be an elf in Middle Earth. I mean, sure they're graceful and pretty but they live too damn long and having to witness an eternity of stupidity from the species around them. Like, imagine being Elrond and basically witnessing a cringe compilation of the human race. Nope. No thanks.

I've been witnessing a cringe compilation of the human race my whole life. Elrond is not special.

my me themed tumblr account

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

I did it! It sucked but I did it!

btw I am doing it afraid

btw ​I did it afraid and was rewarded beautifully

let’s look identical to mama

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event