Daisy Buchanan

there’s a ton of shit you can get in life if you’re willing to submit yourself to the mortifying horror of asking for it.

Just heard a customer two aisles over go “Hey, I think this is that special glass that doesn’t shatter when you drop it” followed by the sound of shattering glass. I hate retail.

I’m about to make a terrible decision.

Turns out the flavors cancel each other out, and the whole thing tastes like nothing.

hey man what the fuck

that was God shielding you

Not to be like…controversial or anything but like….jealousy…turning saints into the sea….swimming through sick lullabies…choking on your alibis…

the fuck you lookin at keep scrollin

This image puts a pit in my stomach like I’m about to fucking die.

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haha just like chicken

how the fuck do fish breathe

me: ok time 2 sleep!! my brain on repeat for hours: two Bros chilling in a Hot tub five feet apart cause there Not Gay