Misha's Devils

Where would we be without our allies

LMFAO THEE ANGERRRRR

hate when i go out in public and the public is there

it seems the public is no longer in the public

My niece, after confirming from her mom that the tooth fairy is, in fact, an essential worker and will be coming, has insisted they get out a tape measure so they can leave her tooth exactly 2m away from her bed because "the tooth fairy isn't self isolating with us mom. We gotta make sure she social distances from me."

the best possible outfit will always be one of those puffy white shirts with those lace up thigh high leather boots because you’ll either look like a gay vampire, a pirate, the protagonist in an extremely homoerotic period drama set in 19th century england, or like you’re about to blow up parliament. you simply cannot lose.