CRAZIES UNITE

As told by Chris Pratt gifs…

1. The “Great Idea” Phase

2. The “This Is My World and Where I Belong” Phase

3. The “It’s 3am” Phase

4. The “Here Comes the Angst/Hurt/Comfort” Phase

5. The “First Read Through” Phase

6. The “Massive Breakthrough” Phase

7. The “To Post or Not to Post” Phase

8. The “Posting Anyway” Phase

9. The “ Actual Posting” Phase

10. The “Waiting for Feedback” Phase

11. The “Split Second Before the First Kudo/Fav/Follow/Comment” Phase

12. The “Reading First Kudo/Fav/Follow/Comment” Phase

13. The “Replying” Phase

14. The “I’ve Got Another Idea” Phase 

I have to add one more that fits me very well as a writer:

DO NOT THROW THEM BACK FOR FUCK’S SAKE. 

That’s an Asian Carp, and they ARE invasive. The Iowa DNR encourages people to catch, kill, and eat as many as possible. 

It does not have two eyes on the same side; it just has a mark there that looks sorta like one. 

Another pic;

They mostly eat plants, but sometimes will get snagged when line fishing. But, they also do THIS;

Midwesterners being who we are, we immediately knew what to do; BOWFISH THEM SHITS

And INVENT THE SPORT KNOWN AS ‘SCARPING’, which is just netting them out of the air/smacking them with baseball bats/spearing them with pitchforks/ect while waterskiing;

The DNR actively encourages all inventive ways of killing them off that people can come up with. There’s no limit on them, so you can fill up the boat. 

Super invasive

All methods including a shotgun are good...

to add something to the “really obvious shit any idiot could have told me” list

they taught us that the average walking speed should be 3mph, and i consistently tried on treadmills to walk at 3mph, and that always seemed really fucking fast to me and i never understood why

i’m 5′2″

i was in my twenties before i realized that i cannot go that fast because i have short fucking legs

If you can’t do, teach.

My mum had a similar experience in 8th grade when her PE teacher asked her to demonstrate how to do hurdles, then asked another athletic girl to demonstrate after her –only to say “see class: do it the way Tammy did it. NOT how Cheryl (my mum) did it.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dF1DOWzf20&t=3s

He’s also worked with a friend to create this great strength routine:

https://www.reddit.com/r/bodyweightfitness/wiki/kb/recommended_routine

@mishapocalypse-2018-yay

@mishapocalypse

@mishapocalypse-must-return

@mishapocalypse–2018

@mishapocalypsea1-blog

It starts off with rival pizza makers who argue over who has the best pizza and are driving the customers away

Then there’s this crazy old lady who yells at them from a window to quit it (because where else do you yell business advice from?)

So they work together and do some obvious flirting via pizza montage

And the old lady is all like “just kiss already”

Then they create a pizza together, combine restaurants and live happily ever after with the crazy window lady

I AM SO PROUD OF THESE PIZZA LESBIANS :D

I had the privilege and honor of illustrating @malmuses freaking fantastic Fic The Greatest International Love Story The World Has Ever Seen for the 2019 DeanCas Pinefest and- and- I’m not ready for it to be over, honestly I’m not.

Guys, this fic is SO MUCH FUN. 

I call this photo set Famous People Giving Trans/NB People Their Love and Support