I Don’t “like”, I obsess.

My wet cat feral boy

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

developing the hots for ryan gosling because of project hail mary is so fucking embarrassing I swear to god. that is a conventionally attractive man. a noted hollywood heartthrob. he's even blond, are you kidding me? did he win people magazine's sexiest man alive? I don't know. I'm not going to check but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. it's such a mainstream taste. such a clichéd celebrity crush. like oh I fancy ryan gosling and my favourite drink is coca-cola and my favourite snack is ready salted crisps. jesus christ. 'b-b-but i only like him when he's in a science pun tshirt and playing a dorky-awkward loner type!' doesn't matter. he's still ryan 'ken from barbie' gosling. it's so trite. I feel like the weird nerd girl in a teen coming-of-age romcom falling for the super popular jock. don't I know that I have a reputation to uphold here? cringe.

You've heard of parallel play, now get ready for perpendicular play.

Hot cross buns?

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

I'm dying

not the kind of gay ship I’m used to seeing on tumblr but cool

ship georg is an outlier but SHOULD be counted

btw fic writers don't write FOR you, they share their writing WITH you so you actually don't get to tell them to what they should or shouldn't be writing unless they fucking ask

less artificial intelligence and more ancestral knowledge please.

cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

No way i‘m the only one that read this as ‚bath salts‘ being the reason why the coffee isn‘t here.

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