Death To Normalcy

hate when i go out in public and the public is there

it seems the public is no longer in the public

The person who came up with the quote “One Hit Wonder” probably hasn’t made another quote that is as famous as that one.

Whoever came up with the word ‘scarecrow’ wasn’t at all inventive

One time for Halloween we decorated the zoo and someone put scarecrows in the bird area. The ravens wouldn’t eat for two days.

It feels like nature has told us to go to our room and think about what we have done.

sometimes the heart's like !!!!!!!! and there's nothing you can do about it

Is this about anxiety or love

yes

to everyone who is losing things like concerts and senior proms and commencements and brunches they’d had planned forever and literally anything they’ve been looking forward to i’m sorry. i really am. it sucks and i’m sure there will be people in your life who will tell you to get over it because others have it worse right now and while it may be true that others have it worse that doesn’t make your pain, disappointment, or sadness any less real or valid. keep your head up.

This is an awkward time to have a basic cold and/or cough.

Freaking asthma, though. I can’t stop coughing.

The child of a Mermaid and a Centaur has a 1 in four chance of being a normal human.

and a 1 in 4 chance of being a seahorse

I’m glad we remember our Punnett squares.

there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”