a complete mess

"work in a field that interests you" okay well it pays two dollars

how to escape the terrible fatigue guide

escape the terrible fatigue walkthrough no commentary

grounding techniques, ok 5 things i can see. ugly man. shitty palm tree. clear evidence of air pollution. conservative bumper stickers. roadkill. why do i feel worse

luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually

like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesn’t?? she’ll literally eat him.

life feels exactly like this now

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

we should expand the mistletoe to other holidays. There should be a Halloween herb bundle you hang from the ceiling that makes you give someone a handjob

I’m sorry Orpheus i was too harsh on you…

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents

you’re going to make it impossible for me to tell if photos are real or AI? well fine (marches outside to stand with my arms folded and stare directly at a bird instead)

i go on bluesky until the liberals piss me off, i go on tumblr until the communists piss me off, i go on twitter until the bitchy reactionary girls and gays piss me off

to be honest even if vaccines did cause autism i would rather live in a world where everyone is vaccinated and some of those people have autism than an unvaccinated autismless world. like ok whatever. would you rather have autism or polio. autism or measels. idk about yall but im choosing autism every time. its not even a hard choice.