Cowboy Shit Is Pure Serotonin

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

“Vengeance is bad for you” I’m not doing it for my health dude

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

why the FUCK am i still on here

Guess who just got hit with something she wasn’t expecting and is now facing a fucking horrifying financial situation again that needs to be resolved by tomorrow 🥲

Somehow need to come up with $150 by tomorrow so like…. That’s neat

Common eider

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

@twentytoadstwerkinginatrenchcoat

...librarian ...horse???

i know i’ve talked about this before but it’s really insane when you were passively suicidal for two decades and out of the blue you catch yourself saying shit like “i’ve been trying to eat a lot of fibre because i don’t want to risk colorectal cancer in my 40s” like okay … 40s are part of the plan now?

Ok but pls actually do this people. There is no such thing as a good person. Stop trying to be one and starting trying to do good instead