Cowboy Shit Is Pure Serotonin

happy pride, reblog to tell aromantic and asexual people that you love them and that you value their presence and perspective

but babe you love being chained to the radiator

Please respect my privacy

my deepest apologies

I forgive you

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

some kind of fucked up perverted game called sharing each other's interests and having fun together

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

is he okay

hes alright but he died

WTF are the horses doing

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

STOP

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now