A lovely bastard

Incorrect K-pop demon hunters quotes part 92

And here is my favorite fic of all time: Welcome Home, Try Not to Trip on the Cat

It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.

Happy Pride!

This year's is a little hotter than the last~

and those plans are in fact oftentimes something she really Should Not have brought them along for because they often are business related things that zoey and mira have absolutely no fucking patience for

they’re being absolute menaces throughout the entire thing. theyre throwing shit at each other, laughing about stupid stuff under their breaths, basically climbing on top of her. sometimes they fall asleep in her lap or theyve managed to slip into the gap between her and the back of the seat and fall asleep there (sometimes they both do either, with mira behind her and zoey on her lap being the most common configuration). they try to touch her inappropriately (she nonchalantly bats their hand away). they try to touch each other inappropriately (she grabs their hands and holds them).

just absolute nightmares.

but unlike mira and zoey, rumi doesnt get distracted when they’re there being menaces. she just has that big gay ass smile on her face throughout the entire thing. everything that should be distracting to her isnt ignored, its just processed at the same time as the matter at hand and sorted differently in her mind. shes perfectly focused the entire time. oh you find them distracting? rumi doesnt. no you cant kick them out. rumi doesnt want them kicked out.

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turns out his princess is a lesbian and nobody knew, so when i cast the spell it made him into a beautiful princess. she asked for a refund right away and begged me (cryin', held me at swordpoint) to turn her back, but i says to her, i says, "The die has already been cast, and your fate is now sealed!" which is my way of sayin' "no refunds".

turns out, bein' a princess weren't so bad for her and she was able to take her sweet and beloved princess' hand in marriage. seems like everything worked out.

but then, surprise of my life, they both show up to my tower and my spell was undone. some dark sorcerer shithead (some kinda sketchy royal adviser who wanted to usurp the throne, a million like 'im) had removed my enchantments and turned our princess back into a knight. but she didn't want to be a man no more and asked me to redo the spell. gladly i changed her back in exchange for fuckin' up this sorcerer shmuck, (could be a threat to my business, you see) gave 'er an enchanted sword an everything. to my shock, the other princess takes the sword and vows to get this guy for me.

now i got all this guy's magic shit and good graces for life with the queens of the land, plus the best advertisement money can't buy. "yes, i am in fact That wizard from the story of the princess knight!" classic.

thats it! all 8 pages! i had a lot of fun drawing this, thank you for everybodys kind words on the preview post.

thats it! all 8 pages! i had a lot of fun drawing this, thank you for everybodys kind words on the preview post.

What is this place?

What manner of creature are you?

who sent you?

Where does that highway go to?

Am I right?

Am I wrong?